Be Glad Babies Can't Talk
Shared By Mark Flippo
1-After a worship service on Sunday morning a little boy declared to his mother that he wanted to become a preacher. Like any mother would, she asked her son why he had made that decision. He responded by saying, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.”
2-A Sunday School teacher asked her children to write a letter to God one Sunday in class. One child wrote, “Dear God, we had a good time today. Wish you could have been there.”
3-A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The teacher asked if anyone knew what the tenth commandment was. One little girl raised her hand excitedly and said, “Thou shalt not take the cover off of thy neighbor’s wife.”
4-The preacher was talking to a group of kids and they were studying about heaven. The preacher asked them where they wanted to go. One little girl replied, “Heaven.” Next he asked them, “what do you have to be to get there?” He fully expected that they would say “a Christian.” Instead one little boy replied, “You have to be six feet under.”
5-A Sunday school teacher asked her kids why it was important to be quiet in church. A little girl responded, “Because people are sleeping.”
6- A little boy opened his family’s Bible and began turning the pages. After a few minutes he found a leaf from an old tree that was pressed between the pages. With much excitement the boy yelled at his mother, “Mom! Look what I’ve found!” The mother asked, “what is it son?” He cried out, “I’ve found Adam’s suit.”
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Shared By Mark Flippo
1-After a worship service on Sunday morning a little boy declared to his mother that he wanted to become a preacher. Like any mother would, she asked her son why he had made that decision. He responded by saying, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.”
2-A Sunday School teacher asked her children to write a letter to God one Sunday in class. One child wrote, “Dear God, we had a good time today. Wish you could have been there.”
3-A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The teacher asked if anyone knew what the tenth commandment was. One little girl raised her hand excitedly and said, “Thou shalt not take the cover off of thy neighbor’s wife.”
4-The preacher was talking to a group of kids and they were studying about heaven. The preacher asked them where they wanted to go. One little girl replied, “Heaven.” Next he asked them, “what do you have to be to get there?” He fully expected that they would say “a Christian.” Instead one little boy replied, “You have to be six feet under.”
5-A Sunday school teacher asked her kids why it was important to be quiet in church. A little girl responded, “Because people are sleeping.”
6- A little boy opened his family’s Bible and began turning the pages. After a few minutes he found a leaf from an old tree that was pressed between the pages. With much excitement the boy yelled at his mother, “Mom! Look what I’ve found!” The mother asked, “what is it son?” He cried out, “I’ve found Adam’s suit.”
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