Laughter
By Mark Flippo
Proverbs Chapter 15:
29-The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
30-The light of the eyes rejoiceth the heart: and a good report maketh the bones fat.
31-The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the wise
I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips!
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
The Children of Israel
Teacher," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Teacher.
"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right." "An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?" "Er--right." "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right." "An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Teacher. "So what's your question?" "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin?"
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By Mark Flippo
Proverbs Chapter 15:
29-The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
30-The light of the eyes rejoiceth the heart: and a good report maketh the bones fat.
31-The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the wise
I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips!
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
The Children of Israel
Teacher," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out." "What's that Joey?" asked Teacher.
"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right." "An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?" "Er--right." "An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right." "An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Teacher. "So what's your question?" "What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin?"
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